• A5 glossy portrait greeting card with graphic vampire on black background, pale blue face, white eyes and fangs, red collar and bauble. Red serif text reads “CHRISTMAS SUCKS!”. Gothic, spooky style. Includes red envelope. Blank inside.
  • A5 glossy portrait greeting card with graphic vampire on black background, pale blue face, white eyes and fangs, red collar and bauble. Red serif text reads “CHRISTMAS SUCKS!”. Gothic, spooky style. Includes red envelope. Blank inside.
  • A5 glossy portrait greeting card with graphic vampire on black background, pale blue face, white eyes and fangs, red collar and bauble. Red serif text reads “CHRISTMAS SUCKS!”. Gothic, spooky style. Includes red envelope. Blank inside.
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The Misfit Paper Co.

'Christmas Sucks' Vampire Holiday Card

'Christmas Sucks' Vampire Holiday Card

€5,40 EUR
€5,40 EUR
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  • Large A5 size (approx 140x210mm)
  • Envelope included
  • Glossy finish for a premium feel
  • No text inside for your personalised message
  • Original Illustration

Christmas sucks. Say it with fangs, not fake cheer! A bold vampire portrait stares down the season on jet-black, with scarlet lettering and a cheeky bauble bite. Clean lines, graphic style, zero tinsel fluff. Comes with a red envelope for that hit of drama. Blank inside, so your wicked words can do the damage.

Perfect for Creepmas, Gothmas and Secret Santa. Use it for winter birthdays, anti-Christmas notes, or anyone who’d rather haunt the tree than decorate it. Great for goth partners, elder emos, spooky friends and metal mums.

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